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This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex - Naughty Mini Massage Candle

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$9.63 $13.95 In stock

Category: Lubes

DESCRIPTION:

NAUGHTY MASSAGE CANDLES

Tell them what you want ... with naughty massage candles,

A warm, melty, coconut oil based massage candle with a naughty message.

Size: 1.7 oz. 50 g.

Delicious vanilla crème scent leaves skin smelling like a fresh-baked vanilla cupcake!

LETS GET NAUGHTY:

1. Light it & let it melt until a warm pool of oil forms

2. Drizzle slowly, all over the body

3. Sit back and enjoy the massage!

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 4 reviews)

Sebastian K. ★★★★★

The warm coconut oil base melts at just the right temperature for a relaxing rubdown, and the scent sets a playful mood without being overwhelming. I've already used it a few times with my partner and the message on the tin gets a laugh every time.

Owen C. ★★★★★

The vanilla scent is strong but not cloying, and the coconut oil melts down to just the right warmth for a massage without feeling greasy. I lit it before a date night and the naughty label got a laugh, but the real win was how smooth the oil spread—perfect for a slow, teasing rubdown.

Violet H. ★★★★★

I bought this as a playful gift for my partner, and the coconut oil base feels way silkier than I expected for a candle. The cute message on the label got a laugh, and the melted wax made for a surprisingly nice, not-greasy massage. We'll definitely be reordering.